- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

AIDS.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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