- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Racial equality.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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