- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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