- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What's the difference between a duck?

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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