Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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