Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Two planes walk into an office building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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