- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

homosexual rights to marriage

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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