Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Tim likes girls

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Rylan Clark

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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