- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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