- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats worse than gill? nothing

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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