How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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