Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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