who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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