- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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