- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

The truth is he loves her!!

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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