Knock knock It's open, come in

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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