Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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