What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Penis

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Antijokes...

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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