- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Racial equality.

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