- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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