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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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