- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

So a seal walks into a club.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

An Asian man fails a math test

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

An man walks to a bra

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