- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

a irish man walks past a bar

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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