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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

someone jumped off a bridge he died

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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