- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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