Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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This isn't funny.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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The Oakland Raiders

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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