a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

If youre African, why are you white?

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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