- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why can't jokes spit?

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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