- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

guess what>? your mum lol

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Skinny people fart less.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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