What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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4 hours later.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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