- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

whats your budget like? a budget.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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