What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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