- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Knock Knock CUM IN!

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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