Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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