Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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