Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Chlamydia

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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