Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Poop

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Irish sobriety

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Pickles are powerful

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

rarw

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

You bumder!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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