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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

whats black and strange a paki

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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