Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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