Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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