Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Ben Affleck

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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knock knock come in

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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