- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Christ is a conspiracy

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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