- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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