What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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