A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Sixty... eight

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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