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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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