- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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