What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What would u like to drink?

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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