What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

A pope meets another one

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Girls Lacrosse.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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