- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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