what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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And you honored it I see :P

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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