Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

hashtags suck balls

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

You idiot.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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