A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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I walk into a bar...

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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