What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A women left the kitchen.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Your Mom

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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