- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

You know what's natural? Bears.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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