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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

poopy is poopy

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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