- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

whats gay and american? a gay american

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

whats 7+4? 74

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Jake. Walsh.

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