- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Penis

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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