- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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