whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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