Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Why? Because.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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I read the terms of service.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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