Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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