- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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