- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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