A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Honk if you're Amish!

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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