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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Neither have I

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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