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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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