- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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