- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Why did the fish fly It didn't

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Obama

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