how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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