How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

I used to know what alzheimers was

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

black people

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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