- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

What's green and blue? yellow

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

White men's rights

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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