- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

whats brown and booky a book.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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