- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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