Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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