Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

the lemon was sweet.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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