- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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