AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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