- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

A man walks into a bar

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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