- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

guy walks into a bar, ouch

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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