CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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