- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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