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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Pickles are powerful

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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