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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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