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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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