- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Pickles are powerful

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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