Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

women's rights.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Dumbledore dies.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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