- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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