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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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