Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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A shark ate your mom

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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