- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Knock Knock. Doors open

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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