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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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