- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

Did you know? . You already know!

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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