- Anti Joke

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Yanter, Look it up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS