- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What's up? Your time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

João Duarte reads this.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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