A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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AIDS

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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call me maybe.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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