- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

I C U P White stuff

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.