- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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