- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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