A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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