- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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