- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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