- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

The truth is he loves her!!

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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