if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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