- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

I have suicidal thoughts

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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