- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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