What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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