- Anti Joke

Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

lets bomb africa

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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