- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

I was once a hamster.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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