- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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