People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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