So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

ejaculation JLR

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

I hate blackniggers

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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