What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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