One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Buzi vagy!

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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