The chicken crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What is black and has no education A tire.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

-knock knock! -doors open

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

no rasist joks

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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