What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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