- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

A cat playing laser tag.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Okay.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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