why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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