- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

HELLO EVERYONE

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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