- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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