- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

poopy is poopy

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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