Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Penis

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

wael.. nuff said

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

#Getweird

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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