Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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